𝐇𝐎𝐏𝐄.

exposing yourself here. can't believe you dream about my ass.

yeah, and what about it? are you going to confirm my suspicions or not, joseph? or was that "do you remember" just an opening? i'm feeling a bit scammed here.

once i get back from milan, i'm going to facetime you and then we can sit down and find a date that actually works for both of us. this back and forth meme thing we've got going on instagram isn't working for me anymore. and it's not that i don't appreciate the daily "this is so us", because i do. but i need to see your face as soon as possible. ( @daisyjir )

oh my god, please! i feel like i've missed out on far too much of your gorgeous self, and that simply won't do. i treasure our messages and of course have been saving them to keep for forever, but nothing compares to actually seeing you. when are you back from milan? because clearly we have a ridiculous amount of catching up to do, and i'm going to need you here for at least a solid week to fit it all in.

maybe not always, but i always gotta keep trying, especially when it comes to you. one of your favorite people, huh? and what does it take to get on that list... for research purposes, of course. but, no, no... you're okay, i promise. i get it. sometimes it's natural to doubt, because certain things, like love, come with uncertainty, and it can be scary. you don't have to think about those things because i'm right here and the feeling is more than mutual. i'd never do anything to intentionally hurt you, trust me on that. though, i often lack ego. i will be the one to wave the white flag and surrender, every time. never want to beef with you, dais.

how can you get on that list? oh, whatever! you know you're already right at the top there, you silly man. god, you're just... you're really good, you know that? you always seem to know exactly what to say. i've never met someone like that before, or really, anyone like you before. you're really, really special to me and i trust you with all my heart. i'm sorry i let my brain run away with me a bit.

Now you're just making me jealous cause there's nothing that sounds better than that. If I could make a living of being lazy then I would. Of course I'm serious - I don't want my friends paying to come and see me in a show. That would be crazy.

literally i hope that's what your plans are after you're done touring, seriously. of course get out, reconnect with people, have some fun... but also please just take the time to do absolutely nothing. you've more than earned it, love. "friends?" oh my god, i almost cried, i adore you. i know i shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth and i really am grateful as is, truly... but would it be completely rude of me to ask if there might be one spare ticket? i think my not-boyfriend would really enjoy himself tagging along, but also, if there isn't one or if it'd be a hassle, i'm sure he'd survive. i'll just send him really good videos.

hey, do you remember the time you thought (and probably hoped a little) that i had a pokemon tattooed on my ass? @daisyjir

why, are my dreams coming true?

"I'm not sure what kinda drugs they put on this show but I've watched it twice already... It's the vibe, the music, the acting. Everything is soooooo damn good". @limelightblvdstarters

wait, but now i'm curious: which show is it? if it's one that i've seen, i'd love to geek out about it with you, but if it's one i haven't seen yet, i'll bump it up to the top of my watchlist.

That sounds exciting to me - lazing about is my favorite past time. I say that you’re winning at life. You don’t have to fight for tickets, though. I can give you some. Please stop the trying - save yourself some stress. I’ll get you a backstage pass.

i love that you get me, because you're absolutely right: it is exciting! a day spent at home with my books, some crap tv, a cup of tea, and a soft blanket? literally heaven, what more could i ask for? i'm glad someone finally understands that. but wait... oh my god, are you serious? you don't have to do that! i am extremely grateful, of course, because that would be amazing, but also... are you sure?

yes, of course. you can talk to me anytime, in any way you want. but, i always try to stop your overthinking before you even start, and i feel like i dropped the ball on this one— well, because i wasn't expecting something so... random. if it helps, her and i never had anything romantic between us. and i definitely have my heart set on you.

gosh, you just always know what to say, don't you? i was just telling one of my favorite people in the entire world the other day about what a perfect gentleman you've always been and how sweet you are... i don't know why it let it get to me. and i wanted to say i'm sorry for even doubting things for a second. it's just, i saw the article, and... i don't know, it scared the shit out of me, to be honest. i really, really like you, and this idea of losing you or you moving onto something better... god, i don't even want to think about it.

first of all, i'm so flattered you asked me this question! i've probably been reading too much lately actually, so i'm so happy to get to share my recommendations with someone who's interested. is there a specific genre you're looking for? i've been on a romantasy kick myself, but i also love a good thriller, women's fiction, memoirs... just about anything, really.

I ain't calling you a truther! Considering my competition, that's not exactly much comfort. But now that I've secured my rightful place at number one -- well deserved, I might add, I can't really complain. I do have to admit, though, that's actually a very sweet thing. No one ever dedicates red dresses to me. That's elite friendship behaviour right there.

mm, you said no one ever dedicates red dresses to you? now i'm thinking someone else isn't being much of a truther, either. i can promise you with full confidence, right here and right now, that everyone who knows you thinks of you every time they see or put on a red dress. correct me if i'm wrong, but a lot of people go to your concerts wearing them, don't they?