Temmi Temmerson Central

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

(no beers in) i could really go for a beer right now

(two beers in) mmmm (slaps my belly) i could use another beer right now

(five beers in) (attacking strangers) (frightened animal backed into a corner) (blood stains the cracks in the pavement) (mothers wait for sons who will never come home) (flags rest still at the bottom of their poles) (the birds are silent and the wind does not blow) (there are no clouds in the sky) (there is no more water in the well)

(eight beers and two shots in) the peanuts at the bar are actually really tasty if you get to know them on a personal level

what the hell man

Why is she allowed to post lunch but im not

"When all you have is a broom, the whole world starts looking like dishes"

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

i’m sorry but what the actual fuck

a cackling witch

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

Disgust has absolutely no ethical weight. If you are basing your ethical positions on the emotion of disgust you should stop, it is entirely unjustified and leads to a huge amount of harm.

Reblog if you are a freak who is justifying their gross actions