Reclamation of Myself

Blind cave gummi man

Jar of space virus

Don’t bully him :(

a family of honkulating dwimpuses

“Uhh this is how a duck swims right? Hoo boy. At least I remembered that they’re about two and a half inches long.”

JEREMY SCIENCE FACT: he has more friends.

“Stupid idiot little fish like to pretend they’re one big fish but I’m too high-IQ to fall for that” - a fish once

This wants to be somebody’s OC so bad.

This demon eyed tadpole isn’t even silly it’s just radical

Moomin larvae

Sometimes a fish is just like “hell yeah I have no idea what I’m looking at so it is D E F I N I T E L Y going in my mouth”

Just had my nth conversation with someone about mask-wearing today - yet another well-intentioned moron who was like 

‘But the virus is gone now’ (it isn’t) 

‘But the mask is uncomfortable’ (ventilators are worse)

‘But you’re young, you won’t die’ (having this thing could impact my health for decades to come + it’s my responsability to protect those who’re more vulnerable than I am because that’s how society works)

‘But are you going to live in fear for the rest of your life’ (taking concrete safety measures actually helps me feel more in control and less worried)

‘But are you going to give up everything and stay inside like a rat’ (no, but I’m definitely going to decide what’s worth risking my health for, and shopping for bread rolls is not very high on my list of literally-to-die-for activities)

‘But what if they never find a vaccine’ (then we’ll get used to the situation just like we got used to a thousand other things like seat belts, bike helmets, and increasingly weird true crime podcasts). 

I know it’s tiring to have people call you paranoid all the time - but you’re right and they’re wrong. Check the news, keep a safe distance from others whenever possible and keep wearing your mask!