♡Daemon♡

your fish will DIE if it doesn't get a shot of modelo poured in its tank RIGHT NOW

you can tell that these kinds of video content really do activate parts of your brain in weird ways because as soon as it switched to wax her entire demeanor changed to that of a toddler who just saw a cool bird or something, like you can see neurons firing and brain glands releasing neurochemicals

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

ugh… my head…

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

hey can we talk about the fact that during our last battle that strange wizard we let join the party shouted "evil blast!" and then black lightning bursted from their fingertips?

Dark souls 2 it is

kill yourself lol

I’m executing all of you the moment I become the uncontested ruler of the world

tch. so much for the tolerant left.

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !