Blitz🦡

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

As a passionate vampire fucker, that's part of the thrill. I'm so tired and weak, just perfect for being taken advantage of.

and you guys called me weird for fucking a pineapple

just a reminder that someone sent me a death threat over this post

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

then just don't??

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

when you are portraying kirby always remember computer virus’ points assessment