it's consensual science

Parrot: What the fuck. What the FUCK. What the fuck.

Same.

Pretty much

that’s because it’s a hamster

adulthood is realizing joey was the sweet guy and ross is a dick

im…….

@sandy-anakin

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“She said when she reminded the officer of his oath to “protect and serve,” he replied, ‘My job’s not to serve people like you.’ ”

Or the man picking up his son from school that was told to vacate because he was “loitering” around children, then he was forced to the ground and arrested - he said something like “why are you doing this brother?” and the stern looking white cop in shades IMMEDIATELY replies “I’m not your brother!” smfh

It is unfortunate that this is still an issue in this country

It’s not unfortunate it’s downright scary

And not every queer story needs to be tragic. It makes us feel like we’ll never be happy in real life.

this is mean and terrible but it exhausts me to be around people who haven’t finished going through their pretentious asshole phase like okay holden caulfield I know we’re all helplessly suckling at the teat of modern media but can you shut up and play some goddamn mario kart for like five minutes