champagne papi

they should sell THC air fresheners

they should sell my cold body in a meat market

love it when people walk into the bathroom loud as fuck bumping into shit etc making hella noise then bust into the stall next to me and start pissing hard as hell. no time to waste we making this one sloppy

Honestly this app spilled. tell me the past 4 years haven’t felt like this

Oh thank the gods the Almond Milk year is upon us

why would the wachowskis need to buy tickets

They are supporting their local theater

give them their cigarettes back

there should be a club for divorced men to have bad sex with each other

they call me plankton by the way I cum buckets

This is Margaret when she opens that email

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

Booty shorts that say this

My roommate and I quote this all the time but the name keeps warping more and more every time. No dinner for gabiblio? No shower for john the baptist? No gas station Slurpee for jorbigoth?