🍵 Da Woke !

@thabizziestbee

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably

Together we can revive the pirate-talker ecosystem

The Day Is Nearly At Hand

@thabizziestbee

You cant even keep a straight face anymore. Because of joke.

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

Trying to take care of yourself when you're sick is so annoying. Like you know you should probably eat something and you're trying to question yourself on what you'd want to eat, and the only answer is your inner voice of dying Jane Austen going "I desire nothing but death". well ok you dramatic sickly bitch do you want that with garlic or hot sauce.

My first language doesn't have gendered pronouns at all, but it must be a headache and a half to live in a language where you've got, like, plurals of those things. Like you're just hanging out with your amigas and then someone comes out and suddenly it's your amigos and since it's still the same people now it's anyone's business to want to know who it was who made the whole squad change pronouns.