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Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
ANIMALS:
catenarwhal: #mandatory 'how cows produce milk' mention#i'll never recover from that one I fear
piromantic: #one time i saw someone fake their way through describing how spiders behave
pluto-lichen: horses
misskittypotter: #stardew valley faking its way through what fresh fish smell like
pa-pa-plasma: #saw someone faking their way through knowing what a seal is once #i still am fucked up over that one to this day. they just straight up did not know #& they were NOT good at guessing it either like it was clear they had never googled that animal ever #& was only just now realizing via answering questions from anons that seals are not!! what they assumed. initially
SEX:
dykevandyke: #what a prostate is #and where it is located #as in. external.
dreamyeyedrose: #I remember back in the ff.net days reading an Ichigo/Renji fic where the writer assumed the penises go inside each other #and I was like “I mean I don't know how it works for sure I don't have one but idk if that's how it works”
SOME OTHER FOOD STUFF:
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: #add another one to the list bloggers#this character is cooking a salad
shosta: #still baffled about the published work that didn't know food could freeze
sun-dari: #once i read a fic where the author didn't understand cinnamon
alto-tenure: #read something recently where the author was just. blatantly wrong about spices
dramatic-dolphin: #i saw someone try to fake their way through what ramen is once. like 14 years ago.#but i remember.#i was very confused about ramen for a few months. they were writing it so authoritatively.
the-celery-stalks-at-midnight: #i will never ever forget someone putting leftover fries in the microwave to reheat them and setting the timer for five minutes
typeghost: #this sparked a memory of a hannibal fic where the author had to fake their way through writing about gravy
draculin: #the one fanfic where the author knows about coffee only as a concept wrote a character as a coffee drinker#was very interesting#I don't remember the fandom or the plot but I was mesmerized by the coffee actions and choices
11235811235811: #there's a lot of faking their way thru congee in the svsss fandom i'll also note
fishali3n: #read one where the person clearly didnt know what tofu is
emmy-everafter: #in the aftermath of shadow and bone s2 i saw a lot of people pretending to know what stroopwafels are #babes they are more like cookies than breakfast waffles #like yes there is a waffle pattern but you're not gonna cut into a stack of them with syrup and sugar#🤣🤣🤣
NON-FOOD STUFF:
red-umbrella-811: Shoutout to Dame Agatha Christie for faking her way through what a wrench is in a very popular published work.
bluebeetle: #once saw someone have a character put an entire phone book in their pocket
nonametis: #- sex talk in languages other than english #<- or just the petnames in a different language other than English
sadisticpony: #the fanfiction i saw this week where op DIDNT KNOW HOW AUTOMATIC DOORS WORKED #and that they arent in peoples homes!!! of course. also opening the automatic door for someone is unironically very funny but its not #its not like. grabbing the door handle to let someone in. helpppp
danmeichael: #reminds me of the fic with the figure drawing class where the character started with the feet. #i love you feet first figure drawing author
meowmix1100blr: #me watching this one fic absolutely obliterate what the board of directors does
vexedhexes: #one time i read an architect character making a doorway bigger by building a bigger door #what a beautiful world. #OH. also gravity falls fic where they go 'oh piedmont is in california so its warm all year round'
leveragehunters: #characters going to a beer garden #And it's literally a garden outside the pub#It was a very cute mistake
fitofpique: #yes! #grown men do not get blind drunk off two beers #but i am possibly guilty of the hypothermia one #assuming it does not make you very horny?
dadvans-likes: #always thinking abt the soup kitchen fic #the entire setting of the fic was 'soup kitchen' #and i very quickly realized #the author did not know what a soup kitchen was #and they thought that soup kitchens only served soup #fic
msmargaretmurry: #i love fanfiction #once read a fic where the characters played 20 questions #but the author seemed to not know how to play 20 questions and was just kind of winging it........ #immaculate
shakespeareaddict: #Look I know not all of us are hockey experts #But it takes about ten seconds of research or any attention paid to the show to realize #That the Stanley cup playoffs are not in fucking September
baejax-the-great: #the funniest one i saw #was someone faking what church is like #like 1. they really didn't have to write an entire church experience for their fic #and 2. they had clearly never even watched a show where people went to church #it was bonkers weird
twosunson: #things ive seen authors faking #knowing how to unclog a drain #knowing. literally any history #knowing what ketamine looks like (apparently- oregano) #(you know who you are)
waterhorseyblues-ao3: #beltane being celebrated in winter #wales being portrayed as a completely separated land from england (i wish) #characters getting up after weeks of bedrest like that dosnt completely fuck you up
violetfairydust: #i once read a fic where the flight time from london to seattle was 3 hours
purekesseltrash: One time, in a fic set specifically in Des Moines, IA, two of the characters casually drove 20 minutes to the ocean. The memory continues to delight me. I want to know where that author thought that Iowa was.
I’m kinda surprised that nalbinding isn’t as popular as crochet and knitting tbh because it has an even lower barrier of entry tools wise and unlike crochet and knitting it makes fabric that you can cut.
I feel like part of it might be casual people are generally aware of the existence of crochet and knitting, even if they don’t know very much about either, but have never heard of nalbinding
Yeah I hadn’t heard of it until recently and I ordered a big bone needle for myself to try it out and that should be arriving soon.
I was surprised that I’d never heard of it though. It’s older than knitting and crocheting and even though it’s been done all over the world it’s super relevant to Nordic culture and my grandmother and I are both into keeping in touch with our roots a bit so I’m surprised I’ve never heard of it.
It seems like the sort of thing that would be popular even if not as popular as crocheting and knitting, considering the low barrier of entry.
You also don’t need a bunch of different sized needles for nalbinding or whatever. The size of the stitch is controlled either completely freehand or by pulling it against one of your fingers. Most people who have a lot of nalbinding needles seem to either have tried out wood, bone, and metal ones to see which kind they liked or they enjoy carving wood or bone and like making their own needles as an extra hobby.
It’s also a lot easier to freehand and adjust as you go than crochet or knitting and you mostly go by inches instead of rows and number of stitches so a large number of accessories like stitch markers or whatever isn’t really necessary.
Maybe the lack of accessories also makes it unpopular idk. People do like collecting things in their nests.
I've been wanting to do so, I cannot find anyone who can teach me, and any books I can find on it are Ass in the Visual Learning department. Otherwise I'd be making the hell outta some nalbinded fabric
Ooh thank you for the tag! It is going in my hoard of links and such.
I am fascinated by nalbinding, but I'm also still working on my panic at cutting yarn to do colour changes in crochet (because then I can't undo it and reuse the yarn) so I feel like nalbinding will by necessity have to come after I can cut yarn without crying like, at least 80% of the time.
I would like to claim that microwave is non-essential! It has been replaced by a toaster oven in my household for nearly a decade. (Yes I voted toaster)
Same with considering a kettle indispensable (tea, pasta, unsticking leftovers from the bottom of a pot)
Some of my favorite non-essential appliances include the stick blender (aka immersion blender) and the spice grinder.
No one asked for this but I'll toss this out here anyway so you guys can guess who and what the rest of the prisoners are like, Lost Light prisoners theme songs people :D
Rodimus/Hot Rod: Kiss me, son of god - They Might Be Giants
Deadlock: Nobody's Soldier - Hozier
Ratchet: My September - Nastyona
Minimus Ambus: We Own You - Waitress
Swerve: Zydrate Anatomy - Repo!The Genetic Opera
???: Static - Hatsune Miku
???: Girl With One Eye - Florence + The Machine | Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber
???: The Main Character - Will Wood
???: The Winner Takes It All - Meryl Streep
Obvious answer is Whirl, but I think that’s a red herring. So I’ll guess Chromedome - Girl w/ one eye / take my wallet
Thunderclash - The main character
This works for cannon idw Megatron, but this isn’t cannon. Can’t think of anyone else it could be though, so I’ll go with Megatron - winner takes it all.
——
Blaster would also make sense for static, as he is technically on the lost light, but he isn’t a major character so there’s no reason for him to be here.
With this line up, whirl wouldn’t be included, which I find incredibly unlikely, as we all love whirl.
So I’ve indubitably screwed something up. Time to see how many points I’ll score!
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Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.
I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.
Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.
No one asked for this but I'll toss this out here anyway so you guys can guess who and what the rest of the prisoners are like, Lost Light prisoners theme songs people :D
Rodimus/Hot Rod: Kiss me, son of god - They Might Be Giants
Deadlock: Nobody's Soldier - Hozier
Ratchet: My September - Nastyona
Minimus Ambus: We Own You - Waitress
Swerve: Zydrate Anatomy - Repo!The Genetic Opera
???: Static - Hatsune Miku
???: Girl With One Eye - Florence + The Machine | Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber
???: The Main Character - Will Wood
???: The Winner Takes It All - Meryl Streep
Obvious answer is Whirl, but I think that’s a red herring. So I’ll guess Chromedome - Girl w/ one eye / take my wallet
Thunderclash - The main character
This works for cannon idw Megatron, but this isn’t cannon. Can’t think of anyone else it could be though, so I’ll go with Megatron - winner takes it all.
——
Blaster would also make sense for static, as he is technically on the lost light, but he isn’t a major character so there’s no reason for him to be here.
With this line up, whirl wouldn’t be included, which I find incredibly unlikely, as we all love whirl.
So I’ve indubitably screwed something up. Time to see how many points I’ll score!
No one asked for this but I'll toss this out here anyway so you guys can guess who and what the rest of the prisoners are like, Lost Light prisoners theme songs people :D
Rodimus/Hot Rod: Kiss me, son of god - They Might Be Giants
Deadlock: Nobody's Soldier - Hozier
Ratchet: My September - Nastyona
Minimus Ambus: We Own You - Waitress
Swerve: Zydrate Anatomy - Repo!The Genetic Opera
???: Static - Hatsune Miku
???: Girl With One Eye - Florence + The Machine | Just Take My Wallet - Jack Stauber
???: The Main Character - Will Wood
???: The Winner Takes It All - Meryl Streep
Obvious answer is Whirl, but I think that’s a red herring. So I’ll guess Chromedome - Girl w/ one eye / take my wallet
Thunderclash - The main character
This works for cannon idw Megatron, but this isn’t cannon. Can’t think of anyone else it could be though, so I’ll go with Megatron - winner takes it all.
——
Blaster would also make sense for static, as he is technically on the lost light, but he isn’t a major character so there’s no reason for him to be here.
With this line up, whirl wouldn’t be included, which I find incredibly unlikely, as we all love whirl.
So I’ve indubitably screwed something up. Time to see how many points I’ll score!
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
So the January post on old textile arts, values and everything made me discover nailbinding! (@aetherograph mentioned it being especially warm, and I like being warm in winter)
After trying it out with a pair of slippers and mittens (a gift I still haven't given to their intended recipient... Oops.
I decided to embark into a whole sweater journey!
So since I mentioned it on Ao3 and had questions about it, I have, at last, decided to take pictures and share them!!!
Behold! The (in progress) nailbinding sweater!
I mostly work on it while watching YouTube videos (think Nicole Rudolf) on the TV, which I don't do that often,so it is slow going.
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How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
Also check out Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion and reverse mecha au, as sometimes people post to those tags on ao3 without adding the main Mecha Pilot Jazz (Transformers) tag.
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