Zombie

balls are so embarrassing. Like "here are some of my critical organs. Just hanging out loose outside my body. Please don't hit them" Jesus Christ

Well I've got bad news about that last part

Jesus Christ?

well something famously bad happened to him

Wait I haven't finished reading the Bible yet no spoilers pls

@gollumsbaby @itsjustelian @grackenb

Hell yeah get the whole gang in here

Doesn't this imply his first name is homo because I find that comical

Doesn't this imply his first name is homo because I find that comical

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

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taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

I'll unalive you

Unaliver it's okay to say kill

No it's not on account of the spell the nefarious wizarder put on me

heh heh heh….

So it is you, wizarder. After all these years. My greatest nemesiser. Why did you do this to me wizarder

unaliver, i simply made you who you are. who you always should have been. i, the wizarder, will wizard and you, the unaliver, will unalive. you could never be anything else

But the two of us could have been something other than the sum of our parts, wizarder. And yet you choose to curse me, wizarder. Because you are scared of commitmenter

maybe we could be something new…if there’a still a chance… i know i’ve done wrong but… i’d unalive to try again… with you, unaliver

My lover......! ah, but no, i simply cannot trust one who would place a curse on me! I long to be in your arms but I simply cannot while I bear the mark of how we parter.

i reverse my nefarious curse, even a nefarious wizard can change his robes…come unaliver, together we can be unalovers…

Ough a creaturer

nefarious dobsonflier

Our son.........

our beautifuler baby boy….

I ate your beautifuler baby boy. Very taster

My son got unalivered by intered and your ass is counting dragons

I HAVE OUTLIVERED THE MALICIOUS SON EATER INTERED FUCK YOU SON EATER INTERED

NOBODY MESSERS WITH THE UNALIVER AND HIS FAMILY

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

fascinating

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

gotta queue this for next year too

Do you really think you know better than the 37.4 million members of the American Republican party????

I love seeing these posts because I'm usually watching some stupid reels and I just see this pop up for me and it makes me laugh