Sal's Stupid Silly Shitposts

It's occurred to me I have more characters without nipples than with them. How did I let this happen

Heartbreaking: a ship you don't like has a very clever name

Hot take but like I think pretty much all the deltarune plushies look like. Kinda bad and a little weird at best. Do I even need to say Tenna plushie.. like if you can give rouxls taller proportions why not tenna?? He's the Tall Guy.. I mean I kinda get why they made him shorter so itd fit spamton but his proportions are just so ass still.. not to mention none of them seem to have a consistent style?? Also the clip on plushies aren't safe either they all look weird and borderline bootleg. Only ones I think actually look pretty good are Jevil and MAYBE Rouxls.. I just feel like they could be executed way better but they just miss the mark for me???

I think I've developed a power where I can recognize whether someone was at some point a fan of eddsworld, friday night funkin, or pizza tower by their artstyle alone

"Bone Dry" I imagine most bones are wet, actually

They call me yume the way they want my dickki

I'M WINNING (I accurately paired a friend's character with a post I found online)

Currently answering the question: can bugse be scared of bugse? The answer may surprise you