Dérrisoire

Having a crush on someone is nice until you start losing your mind.

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

Reblog if you need head rn

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

there rly is no easy way to ask "how hard am I allowed to fall for you" huh

if you think my fingers are so attractive, why don’t you spread your legs and let me curl them inside you until you cry, then you can suck them clean and thank me properly.

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Please be safe and never buy ANYTHING that looks even a little bit sketchy if it's for medical reasons

I was not made for….*gestures broadly at the world*

The Dom should be praised too

Take care of your doms. Praise them. Make them feel cared for and loved. Or you don't deserve them.

And then no one reblogged this version

Reblog if you're horny right now.