Chocolate with a dose of dark humour

ok ill bite. whats hockey

as everyone knows, it's large men wearing knife shoes fighting over the last oreo.

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

sometimes a guy cheats on his three wives because his soulmate is his male best friend who hates him

oh!?? adam driver fought for a ben solo movie for 5 years?? they had a director and a script??? lucasflm loved it?? haha OKAY! well i will kill myself in front of bob iger how about that

Americans be like Lord Jesus gave me the right to buy whatever I want at the store

I miss the train rides in Kyoto.

the thing about 10 pm is that 10 pm is basically midnight if you're not careful

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

Please let him science 🐧

i think at least half of the million reblabs on this are from me

There is an international treaty that says we’re supposed to stay 6m away from penguins, and it’s really difficult because no one told the penguins, and they all desperately want to wander up and say hi.