classic lit is The Shit

the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there

fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

[drunk girl in the bathroom voice] and then... the trojans never DID say of him "he is better by far than his father" 😭😭😭

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

I can't believe people have been performing macbeth for 401 years and we still haven't run out of sick poster ideas

The amount of hamlet your teenager can recite is in direct correlation to their deteriorating mental health. To be or not to be is a warning sign but if they're doing rogue and peasant slave too it's time seek help

Huh? Oh, the seemingly perpetual light behind my eyes has been fading? Oh, you just noticed? Now that you're all thinking about it you've all been noticing the light fading more and more every day? You're worried? Nah dude it's fine, don't even worry about it. What? No no come on man you don't have to. Come on guys you don't have to go get my narrative foil about it. No- come on guys im fine the light fading is normal. Oh, you're calling my foil? Ah fuck okay then.

wild how catullus 51 is the only poem ever