OZYMANDIAS

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

anyone want to be my devout knight? you have to be kinda weird and pathetic about it

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

I feel So Cringe whenever I express interest in anything You guys can shoot me if you want idk

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[distressed laugh of reminiscence] dragon age

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate