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bish0ps

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

bish0ps

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

questionablepastries

Who invented the biohazard symbol this shit goes hard af

I hope the inventor gets his shit turbo slonked every day

stealthrockdamage-deactivated20

i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually

raptorific

I'm glad google understands me

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sapropel

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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cheaphalloweencostume

i just tried to watch this video on my phone while in the bathroom as you do and forgot that my phone was still connected to my bluetooth speaker in the living room at full volume :-(

monster1994

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

omtai

How do they choose which sand to be the glass and which sand to be the sand in an hourglass... Imagine you and your best friend were two grains of sand and you had to be in the hourglass and your bestie had to be the glass. Ur together but youve never been more apart. A Sick and twisted practice hourglassery is...

omtai

This was me off 1 chocolate croissant

liketheinferno2

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

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supergameboytwo

If you guys don't start behaving I'm going to turn off reblogs for this post. This post is about launching matchbox cars into your wall at high enough speeds to lodge them there. Nobody cares about how strong the walls in your house are, and I'm suddenly learning that a lot of people on this webbed site don't know what drywall is, but none of that matters.

The only thing that matters is shoot cars into your wall.

lornasallydane

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

Why

good pussy does this

i'm going to fuck this plant

no-longer-another-bondi-blonde

I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

just-korey

I’d watch this religiously

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sexchangedotcom

they need to invent drinking that's good for you and a way to fuck music

stantler

You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

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