Cynical404 on ao3

The internet is a magical place because imagine how close we all came to never having witnessed this.

the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind

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I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

Nobody celebrate holidays the way Tumblr celebrates our weird little Tumblr holidays

WATCH THE WHOLE THING

*Draco texting Harry* Draco: Babe, there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door, can you get rid of it? Draco: Hurry, please, I'm gonna cry Draco: Babe? Draco: Babe? Draco: HARRY JAMES POTTER COME HERE NOW Draco: Harry, babe, please? Harry: Harry is dead. You're next. Harry: Love, Moth <3 Draco: Harry, that's not funny Draco: Harry, please Draco: Babe? Draco: Harry, babe? Harry: I told you, Harry is dead - Moth Draco: That's not funny