Incorrect Harry Potter

Harry: This is all my fault Draco: Impressive work, I gotta say Harry: You're supposed to comfort me Draco: You got a talent in fucking things up Harry: I rescind my comment

Draco: If there was an alternate version of me, who was basically the same, would you love him? Harry: I'd rather you ask me if I'd love you as a worm...

Hermione: And you're confident your plan will work? Harry: I mean, if it doesn't, there's always plan B... Ron: And what would that involve? Harry: ... let's just make sure the first plan works

Lily: You'd think I'd have a dog by the way you greet me... James: I missed you! Lily: Yes, that would explain why you jumped me at the door

Harry: Sometimes, I feel like you take great joy in being difficult Draco: With you Harry: Pardon? Draco: I like being difficult with you. Only you Harry: That's... Not better

*6th year, after Ron kisses Lavender* Hermione: Can you give me a hug? Harry: Sure, just, let me prepare myself... Hermione: Pardon? Harry: Emotionally, not physically! Hermione: Pardon? Harry: ...actually, where do I put my arms again? Hermione: Never mind. I'll give you the hug

Draco: We need to pretend to hate each other Harry: We are very publicly married Draco: We can make it work Harry: I really don't think we can

Voldemort: Any last words, Potter? Harry: ksjefgnoaiklmfesgosnk Voldemort: The fuck?

Luna: I'm having evil thoughts Ginny: Like intrusive thoughts? Luna: No Luna's Thoughts: What if I went to sleep after 10pm?

Draco: You know nothing about me Harry: What. What does that mean. Is there- is there more to you?? What do you mean nothing????? I know too much about you-

Harry: Remind me, whose bright idea was this again? Hermione: Yours????? Harry: Ah, right... why did no one stop me? Hermione & Ron: WE TRIED!