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thedungeonofbaddecisions

DM: Time to get out the Monster Manual, or as some people like to call it: the Waifu Catalogue.

Me: WHAT.

blimpyou

Sometimes I smash or pass the whole book

thedungeonofbaddecisions

What the fuck guys

ultimatefangirl-exe

I like to smash or pass monsters in DnD and Pathfinder books.

theneverlandpiratewitch

BugBears are legit.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

can we not

crankywitchgaia

@celestial-guardian-ragnarok @chika-ann

Smash or pass

chika-ann

Heh… that depends… what’s on the list

thedungeonofbaddecisions

dogs

there are dogs on that list

you wanna fuck a dog

wait

this is tumblr

don’t answer that

sciencegenius

dogs? pass.

Liches tho……. ;)))

thedungeonofbaddecisions

That’s actually not a terrible entry to thirst after. I mean, you could technically count it as necrophilia, but its consensual necrophilia, so you do you.

definitelybeholderrpgideas

What the fuck

thedungeonofbaddecisions

Of all the reblogs and additions to this post, this is the one you’re shocked by?

definitelybeholderrpgideas

Consensual necrophilia is not a phrase I thought I’d hear. Then again this is tumblr, so maybe that’s on me

noblevagrant65

Hot take: the term consensual necrophilia also applies to vampires, since they’re undead creatures. Wanna fuck Strahd? You’re in the same boat with the lich fuckers.

However, what I think the real treasure we’re all sleeping on is liches….in love. Just immortal wizard gals being pals.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

I am absolutely here for the immortal undead lesbians

tigressflower007

IS IT STILL NECROPHILIA IF YOU’RE DEAD TOO??

thedungeonofbaddecisions

I don’t think so?

vriska-coded

Ok next topic is a dragon and a human beastiality for the dragon?

thedungeonofbaddecisions

both are sentient, so its just interspecies sex.

novas-grimoire

…I am now reminded of that argument I got into about whether or not a half-dragon would have a cloaca.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

pwbi

This post is an entire dungeon of bad decisions at this point

choryllis

I think you mean legendary decisions

thedungeonofbaddecisions

Legendary for being bad

This is not what i expected when i started this blog

To be fair, i wasnt expecting a whole lot when i started this blog in 2014

But it definitely didnt include 10k notes of thirsty monsterfuckers

the-cephalon-weave

11 approaching 12 thousand

thedungeonofbaddecisions

Fuck you’re right

scamgar

ok but can we just talk about abberations cuz like they’re intelligent and adults but their minds are inscrutable to humans. so like does that mean you can consent to sex with them? cuz you’re on wayyyy different levels of intelligence? but also they’re an adult with the capacity to give and understand consent? but could a normal sentient’s mind comprehend consenting to sex with them? help me out here i’m confused.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

If both parties are sentient, its just interspecies sex, stop trying to overcomplicate things. Just because one species is better at calculus does not complicate the less intelligent species’ capacity for consent.

scamgar

true but in most fiction an abberation’s mind functions in a completely different way from a non-abberation. essentially what i meant to point out was the potential issue of blue and orange morality

thedungeonofbaddecisions

Are you seriously trying to start a philosophical debate on this post?

Like, I admire the chutzpah, dude, but it doesn’t matter if one species has a totally alien concept of everything. If both parties know what they want, communicate what they want, and agree with each other on it, its fully informed consent on each side and therefore just regular interspecies sex. Sentience is sentience, even if the way it manifests is wildly different.

scamgar

honestly? i was drunk out of my mind both times i saw this post. also you make a very good point and are correct that flavors of sentience aside, as long as both parties are sentient and consent it’s fine. i apologize for drunk me’s ramblings.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

… you get philosophically argumentative when you’re drunk? Thats a mood, my friend

curriedsugar

what even is this post

spaceunicornslover

Not sure. I lost it somewhere and I’m not sure where. Did it change from one subject to another or is it just me not understanding?

averycuteknight

D&D logic & arguments

thedungeonofbaddecisions

this post is a disaster and a tragedy and the essence of both D&D and Tumblr, what do y’all want from me

anagramofbrat

…wooooow

cipheramnesia

This post is truly a journey and yet if we look back to the innocent times of that original post we must all find ourselves reflecting: what did OP expect was going to happen?

thedungeonofbaddecisions

Honestly? I didn’t really have any expectations. I figured, “hey, my DM said something stupid and funny, perfect, I’ll put it on the blog with the rest of the stupid and funny things people say in my D&D games,” and figured that would be that.

That being said, this is the Dungeon of Bad Decisions. As in, there are no good choices made here.

Also my IRL dump stat was probably Wisdom. I definitely have at least a -2 to Perception and Insight, I can tell you that. Forethought is not ny specialty.

definitelybeholderrpgideas

Okay but this does raise the question of hyper-inteligent races with incredibly long lifespans. For instance, if a horny bard was trying to screw a god, from the bard’s perspective they’re both mature adults. However, by the standards of the god who has lived for millions of years and has a mind the size of a galaxy, the bard may be just a child. So, assuming the god consents, what would the implications of that be?

Now if you excuse me I need to go bleach my brain and stop thinking about this.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

Ok but was it really necessary to make us suffer with you

Did the potential for eldritch pedophilia really need to be put out on the internet

abominableanalyst

Yes, yes it did.

I’d argue to follow the harkness rule, as long as both the god & the mortal are considered adults for their species, its not pedophilic.

In the same vein, if an elf was 300 years old and a gos was like 5000 but the age of majority for that pantheon is 6000 then it is pedophilic.

definitelybeholderrpgideas

But what if, even though the mortal is technically a mature adult, the god doesn’t see them as such? Sure, at that point it wouldn’t technically be wrong, but still…

souldevowerer98

Made the mistake of sitting for half an hour reading the notes after reading this post. Now I send out the knowledge of this post and its depravity to any of you who haven’t seen it already.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

I’ve always subscribed to the friendship style of “I Saw Something Horrible on the Internet, Suffer With Me”

alza-huncka

Always beautiful to see this come back, but at the same time. How does a dragon bone a turtle to get a Dragon Turtle? Or for that matter, how does one get a Kraken? I want someone to explain why we haven’t seen the offspring of a dragon boning a centaur!!! Serious, centaurs need Overpowered Loves as well!!

thedungeonofbaddecisions

You’re assuming that dragon turtles and krakens are hybrids and not their own independent species, when I’m pretty sure they are.

newlywebb722

thedungeonofbaddecisions

I’ve been given another meme!

confused-as-frick

Holy shit what the hell is this even.

thedungeonofbaddecisions

It is many sads

(PS i like your banner pic)

cygnus76556

There are questions here about hybrids. According to 5e mythos, dragon turtles have always been their own race, and Krakens were most likely a magical science experiment. But bringing up centaurs and dragons, or dragons and almost anytging rises a new question, even if there is concent and age equivalency, what about size differences? How could a dragon mate with a human, or a centuar without killing it's love bits?

catbatart

Hey guys! Wanted to do a quick “literally for no reason” giveaway! Things are crazy and I just wanna throw some art at followers.

THE PRIZE: -BOTH my 8.5x11″ D&D Character coloring book (Inktober compilation from 2017) and my 6x9″ D&D Monster coloring book (Inktober complilation from last year!) (Both are available on Etsy if you just wanna buy one without the giveaway.)

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on April 30th.

Thank you all so much for your support!

catbatart

Hey guys! Wanted to do a quick “literally for no reason” giveaway! Things are crazy and I just wanna throw some art at followers.

THE PRIZE: -BOTH my 8.5x11″ D&D Character coloring book (Inktober compilation from 2017) and my 6x9″ D&D Monster coloring book (Inktober complilation from last year!) (Both are available on Etsy if you just wanna buy one without the giveaway.)

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on April 30th.

Thank you all so much for your support!

catbatart

Hey guys! Wanted to do a quick “literally for no reason” giveaway! Things are crazy and I just wanna throw some art at followers.

THE PRIZE: -BOTH my 8.5x11″ D&D Character coloring book (Inktober compilation from 2017) and my 6x9″ D&D Monster coloring book (Inktober complilation from last year!) (Both are available on Etsy if you just wanna buy one without the giveaway.)

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on April 30th.

Thank you all so much for your support!

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catbatart

Hey guys! Wanted to do a quick “literally for no reason” giveaway! Things are crazy and I just wanna throw some art at followers.

THE PRIZE: -BOTH my 8.5x11″ D&D Character coloring book (Inktober compilation from 2017) and my 6x9″ D&D Monster coloring book (Inktober complilation from last year!) (Both are available on Etsy if you just wanna buy one without the giveaway.)

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on April 30th.

Thank you all so much for your support!

catbatart

Hey guys! Wanted to do a quick “literally for no reason” giveaway! Things are crazy and I just wanna throw some art at followers.

THE PRIZE: -BOTH my 8.5x11″ D&D Character coloring book (Inktober compilation from 2017) and my 6x9″ D&D Monster coloring book (Inktober complilation from last year!) (Both are available on Etsy if you just wanna buy one without the giveaway.)

THE RULES: -Likes are awesome, but only Reblogs will be counted. Multiple reblogs will count multiple times! Do NOT spam reblog, however. It is annoying to everyone involved. -You must be following this blog at the time of winner selection! -No giveaway blogs! I will be checking! -Please have messages or asks open so I can alert you if you’ve won! If I don’t hear back from you in 48 hours, I will generate a new winner! -One winner will be selected via Random.Org on April 30th.

Thank you all so much for your support!

catbatart

Tried doing what I dubbed “Monster March” a few years ago (heavily based off of the 30 day monster girl challenge!) but family stuff came up and I put it down after a week.

WELL, with me trying to take a turn toward working on my own projects and also trying out more smutty stuff, I’m going to try it again and make a fancy graphic in hopes that it’ll hold me accountable.

Everyone’s welcome to participate! It’s just a fun little project to get me to do fun art again!

dnd-5e-homebrew

Drow Expansion Pack by themanclaw

basalt-dnd

It’s been a lot of work, but the Underwater Adventure PDF is finished! It includes five races, some magic items, a couple additional rules and variants, and reworks of underwater animals! This PDF was made as a ‘Thank you!’ for supporting my project to bring D&D to local libraries.

Download it, or use it online through Dropbox

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

dm-clockwork-dragon

Basalt is a great Homebrewer, and this Adventure is just one more feather in their cap. Do check it out if you have the chance!

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