Dragonhearted

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

show her my second phase

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

hold on a sec guys phone call

they are putting me down

Thank you for the clarification

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

We want Flawed Female Characters! No, not THOSE flaws. 😕 Those aren't sexy, COOL flaws. You know, the ones that I don't think actually SHOULD be considered flaws, that I might even feel personally judged for. The "unjustly martyred by the court of public opinion" kind of flaws. So like a "flawed" woman who's actually kind of a Saint in a way. I didn't want, like, FLAW flaws. What she did was WRONG and that makes her a BAD PERSON, and how can you justify that? If you still like her after what she did, that makes YOU a Bad Person too. Ugh, disgusting. 😕 But anyway, WHY isn't anyone writing flawed female characters?

bisexuality gives you +4 dark magic