CydneyAndNoOneElse

“its been a while, so i might not last long” “same but we have two weeks” ilya had big plans for them

idk what context but i need shane trying to crawl away, off ilya's dick and ilya grabbing him by his hips and pulling him back #yay

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

one of life's greatest joys is a fic that just consist of your faves fucking nastystyle for 40-60k words

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

Oh my goddd it’s been said to death but Ilya is peacocking SO BADDD. Look Hollander we play so well together. See Hollander I can give you physical affection in front of others. Can I call you Shane yet? No? Okay then look Hollander see how good I am with kids. Look at my abs & my ass & my hair when I’m soaking wet Hollander. Please want me back

Isn’t it kinda crazy that by reading just the first line I knew exactly what this post was going to be about…

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer