The Fan in their Natural Habitat

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

Thinking about how PinLee takes medication. It's a throw away like but she has medication with her in Exit Strategy. In a future world of augmentation, where they can practically rebuild Murderbot after combat, and where they can do amazing things, PinLee takes medication for something. Because disabled people are still there. Medical problems still happen. It could be mental or physical. It could be ADHD or something that doesn't have a pill today. But on Perseverance I am in that future.

the most valueable skill a white leftist can ever learn is how to take an L with grace.

You gotta be able to take an L if your moral and ethical belief systems are to be capable of guiding you. Otherwise you just have an idealized self where you get really mad and scared when anyone points out it isn't actually you. How the fuck are you gonna walk the walk if you can't handle being told when you are not, in fact, actually walking it

you cannot just socially transition into being a good person you are going to have to settle for being a messy human being who has to try and fail and keep trying to get better like everyone else. yeah even when it's embarassing and sucks for you a lot.

Ya gotta learn to earnestly and honestly say "Oh shit, my bad."

And to then end the sentence there, not launch into a paragraph of explanation or panicked super-apology.

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

@shadesofmauve​

on the other hand, the CDC making something go viral would unfortunately be a very topical happening for 2025

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

absolute favourite thing is when, in accordance with moments in guards! guards!, people write vimes to completely lose all sense of fine conversational and motor skills in front of sybil so he's continuously doing the equivalent of stepping on a rake

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)