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me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
me: [dies of radiation poisoning]
stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]
favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.
batshit normal
Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018
I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.
in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

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God-tier question
You all are the coolest people I vaguely know
skweezy jibbs is a international treasure
Saw this in the comments lol
welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday

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platforms punishing users (eg removing icons on Tumblr) for not safe for work content or hiding posts behind id or facial rec walls (bluesky and discord now ig) makes for an interesting incentive to just never tag or provide warnings on any media you post with adult themes
Today I saw a yellow ladybeetle with no spots! 💛
gender affirming pointy teeth
ME AND WHO
#why do they call it the little death if not to remind you to do a post mortem.
lmao
no no @nogoodhorsethief, you have something here
dude imagine if a hog saw this
wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

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The Atlanta Journal, Georgia, June 4, 1939