evvokers

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Okay gen question did enderman spawn rates change in 1.21.10 or is the evoker man’s server actually haunted (pun-intended) cause there are. So many.

Another day another year of trying to write Fangs ad nauseum. Chapter 1 is written at least

chapter 1 is not written. christ in heaven

I’ve come to make an announcement: The Heart of Ender’s bitch-ass motherfucker. It beamed on my fucking malewife. That’s right. It took its enderling fuckin’ purple orb out and it beamed on my FUCKING wife, and it said its orb was t h i s b i g and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Chitter dot com: Heart of Ender, you got a small orb. It’s the size of this cocoa bean except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my orb looks like. [mansion exploding sounds] That’s right baby. All smooth, no corners, not a cube, look at that, it looks like you can ponder it with your bong, It fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the End. That’s right, this is what you get! My SUPER VEXING BEAM! Except I’m not gonna vex on the end. I’m gonna go higher. I’m vexing Mojang HQQQQQ! [vex boom] How do you like that, Walda? I VEXED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 1656000 ticks before the vex d r o p l e t s hit the fucking end, now get out of my fucking sight before I beam on you too!