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I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

I think id kiss my clone a liiiittle bit...I dunno....maaaaaaybee (me to my uber driver who's driving increasingly unsafe)

Guy who likes looking at Flintstones porn a lot: “ alright I’m gonna go guys, got some Flintstones porn back home with my name on it”

It'd genuinely crazy how easy the floor is to be on as clothes

it isn't really romantic or platonic we're just the same person

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way