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Overlord: What are you gonna do, shortie? Punch me in the shi- ACK!
Rewind, who just destroyed Overlord’s kneecaps: What were you saying?

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Starscream, to Skyfire: You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life, because I think about kissing you all the time.
Cyclonus: I’m in love with Tailgate! There! I said it.
Whirl, sarcastically: ...Really? Wow! I never would’ve... gosh. That’s a shocker.
Flywheels: I’m not afraid. *transforms*
Spinister: Neither am I!
Fulcrum: Well, I am terrified! These guys are professional killers! It’s their profession!
Brainstorm, attempting to flirt: If I was stuck in a time loop I’d desperately explain my situation to you every single reset.

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Ratchet, to Wheeljack: Why are your inventions always so complicated? You’re like Wile. E. Coyote if he knew engineering.
Megatron: What are you reading?
Starscream: A book of things I love.
Megatron: This is just a photo album of Jetfire.
Starscream: Oh what a coincidence.
Megatron: Thank you, Shockwave, thank you, Soundwave, for all your help.
Starscream: What about me? You didn’t thank me.
Megatron: You didn’t do anything.
Starscream: I like being thanked.
Tailgate: You’re bleeding!
Whirl: Don’t worry, it’s not my energon.
Soundwave: Why do you kids like being out in the rain so much?
Lazerbeak: I like splashing and rain is just fun!
Rumble & Frenzy: We’re trying to get hit by lightning.

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*During a mission*
Ultra Magnus: *Making hand signals and mourning something*
Rodimus: What? What is that?
Ultra Magnus: Go right and cover me.
Rodimus: Well you could’ve just said that.
Starscream: I thought you were dead!
Galvatron: I got better.
Brainstorm: The floor is lava!
Ultra Magnus: Look, Brainstorm, we’re kind of trying to work here.
Brainstorm: No, seriously, I was trying out a new invention and it got out of hand-
Tailgate: Can we just keep this quiet?
Whirl: Yeah okay, we can keep this quiet. Anything for you guys!
Whirl, pushing the habsuite door open: Hey everybody! Quick thing- Tailgate and Cyclonus are dating. It’s amazing, they are very happy and, yes your jealously is appropriate. You can carry on now, thank you.
Cyclonus: Ten seconds. You lasted ten seconds.
Whirl: I couldn’t help myself!
Tailgate: *Crying on the couch* I don’t know what to do. And I don’t feel good.
Whirl: *Having no clue how to comfort someone* Yeah you’re not making me feel good either.

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Medix: Who ate all the cookies?
Whirl: Ninjas.
Medix: I didn’t see them.
Whirl: No one ever does.
Chase: I’m sending good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Blades: That’s the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.