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happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

when men are hiding the fact that they're all broken and battered and bruised up underneath their clothes, they're basically wearing lingerie. to me

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

fake safeword that is actually an escalation word

(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

do you want to play dead bodies with me

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

i have tested positive for tzatziki

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer