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do you ever sit there in your bed with your head in your hands and it's like you can just imagine 9 swords behind you

mostly i do god knows what

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

He was blessed with the gift of curiosity

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back