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God fucking damn it

yo so this is terrifying! let this be a reminder that if yall know me irl, I was never trans. I have always been a dude.

I'm sorry wait what the FUCK

we are actually so fucking over

”I have no dick but I must goon 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀”

I’m not the one who said this

who could’ve possibly arranged letters into a sentence with a meaning this horrific

Trans joy is listening to my favourite albums while I go through everyone’s asks in my inbox ^_^

yes!!!! honestly you should post your own things more often, we love hearing from you and this awesome blog!!

Aw, thank you 🥹

RARE GHOSTY SIGHTING HI GHOSTY

POOKIE

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Good Job.

do you think no one else has time travel

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

wow if only you had a time machine

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

:)

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

Imagine how I feel

It doesn’t have to

Yes it does.

or at least until 2041!

why is it on my dash again in 2026

Because this post will never die

Keeping it alive

I need bad names for a group chat

Like funny bad or just bad

Both

You can make it everyone's real names?

Naw thats boring

one of my old gc names was crackheads. We also got dihvergents, gaybos, multiple slurs I think, gooners, my friend’s address, hooligang(ref) we are ill and proud, and currently, illigang

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Let’s do this.

please make me not single, great potato

great potato, please allow me to figure out what i gotta do for chores to get minecraft tomorrow... (i cant get a job)