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@jesus-vegetable-offical
Ladies and gentlemen I am Jesus Vegetable (aka Vegetable Jesus, but most commonly Vejesus) and I rule the veggie realm!
(it is up to interpretation to decide if I rule over the heavens of this dimension)
Anyways, interact! Pray to me! Be blessed, if you're blessable! Tell me who to smite and I'll decide if they're smiteable! Indoctrinate a vegetable to Veggieism!
Let Jesus be a vegetable.
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I think the human world would be better off under my control
I am unable to traverse to your world, whether it be with the aim to buy candy or with the aim to overthrow your 'presidents' and 'kings' and whatnot. This is because the majority of the world has a fart aura that even being such as me cannot penetrate.
I think the human world would be better off under my control
Sometimes I totally Zap whoever I deem a nuisance. This carrot by the name of Gerald has been tormenting my favorite soap shop, so every Thursday, Saturday, & Tuesday at random times decided by a generator of numbers, he gets a little #Shock
ya ever heard of Bob and Larry
I hear they are quite popular in the veggie world
Ah, my top apostles! Those two are quite 'neat', as the Tumblrites say.
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I 'heavily dislike' the idea of being powerless
All these other brethren - fruits, animals, 'Vegetable Consumers' by the name of Homo Sexual (or is it Saiyan? Sapien?) using unique & advanced Cellulars to communicate in this fine Realm - jokes on you. I am typing this on a divine white rectangle cleverly named Xbox Series S (S for Sprouts Of Brussels)
Fiddlehead Ferns do really sound like a good name for some band or street
Once again compared to one of those 'fruits' when strolling (once again proving why I should have just flown) through the Tuberous Coast by a bum with their protein bar flavored with battery acid - and a hint of pee
Fruits are fucking bums yo
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In your ‘Tumblr’ realm, Satan appears to be a teenage British girl who has a unique liking to trout. Interesting.
In the veggie realm, Satan is a dragonfruit.
"Check out these blogs" shows me someone I despise
Go away
hey youre not jesus hes not supposed to be a vegetable
I am Jesus Vegetable and you can't change that
Enlarge your guinea pig
/- @jesus-vegetable-offical
Vejesus not you too.
:devious:
!! ANNOUNCEMENT !!
@addictbwn will not be active for a while !!
Her personal blog & all of the blogs she mods (@strawberry-offical , @agent-s-offical , @jitters-offical ect.) Will be inactive.
hi i’m leaking my main account and 2 official accounts with this one BUT i need to clarify why all my accounts have been inactive.
i am stuck in an abusive household and i have lost access to my personal devices for an indefinite time. i do not know when im getting them back, but i can rely on my irl friends and THEIR devices until school ends. (how im posting now)
my mom is a controlling authoritarian egotistical stubborn womanchild and i am trying my hardest to stay okay. but im decently fine as of now.
also i have access to my switch and know the hack to get browser access, so i have SOME contact with friends. also acnh and tomodachi life have been keeping me steady.
anyways i really wish everyone the best and i am so sorry for the inactivity. i’m still gonna be inactive by the way - i don’t know when im getting MY devices back. but however i can, i will log back onto here. i will. i love you guys.
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in an official document released by trump.
yo so this is terrifying! let this be a reminder that if yall know me irl, I was never trans. I have always been a dude.
im not trans but im spreading this everywhere
this is fucking insane.
Hey so tbjs is not getting enough reblogs
Trans people please stay safe I love you
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