living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

argentina nt one day your knees will buckle under the weight of your endless sins

This is why peer pressure never worked on me

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard