is mercury in rigatoni?

Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango

There’s a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I can’t place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

if she’s ur girl why is she covering me in glaze and carefully placing me in the kiln so i may become impervious and hold liquid :/