I Make Posts

i wish i could get an abortion 😔✌️

i would have made this post along the lines of “i would transition if i could get an abortion” but then i remembered that all of my friends are trying to forcefem me

my mom called our lazy susan a sleazy susan by accident once and now I can't call it anything else

eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)

this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

while you were studying the blade i was consuming a lot of yaoi and i can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that its gay that you would put that much effort into studying the blade to defeat this one guy who you cannot stop thinking about. just saying.

A big problem with sustainability and ethics when it comes to food is that so few people actually know where their food comes from. Like it's so sad how many people eat Macaronian cheese and can't even point out Macaronia on a map.

Tamales no mae

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

At a whopping 17 minutes into the school day, a substitute teacher asked to see my tardy pass, breaking my old record by about 5 hours.