I'll do this later.

Woke up surrounded by chicken and money.

You ever feel like everyone is in a  Hive Mind and you're out on your own. Cause I do, all the time. Sometimes I get upset about it but then I'm like, 'fuck your hive mind! I can do this on my own.' Then I feel better.

I was supposed to Google something crutial to my future success in live but then I got distracted and started to wonder if a train could make a cow explode.

A little advice for those people who want to live by the sea. The worst thing about it is the fucking sand. If your going to love by the sea live on a cliff. Not only is there no sand on a cliff, it’s also far easier to dispose of the bodies.

X-mas. I dislike this holiday for a lot of reasons but it’s mainly due to the way people, particularly my family, behave during it. It seems during this time of year I can’t get a moments silence. I walked Dow. Stairs this morning and my dad immediately demanded to know what I have got everyone. I haven’t got anyone anything. This is mainly because I have no money or transport and have no way to gain one without the other. I think that’s and catch 22 but I don’t care enough to find out for sure. Even if I did have money I don’t even see why I xmas is something my family celebrates non of us are Christian my mum says it’s about getting together with the family but that’s that’s a dumb reason we cam get together with the family anytime and also when my family is all in the same room for any amount if time they tend to start shouting at each other for no reason at all. Everyone in my family knows this but I’m the only one that seems to be able to admit it. Even as I’m sitting here I’m getting harassed. Phf fuck this holiday. I can’t wait till I go back to university.

Fuck sand.