Way To Go, McDick

they called him a psycho killer for this

can you put that thing on a leash?

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

We need cities that do not resent the fact that people live in them

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

practice this phrase until it becomes second nature: “it all comes out in the wash”

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

Why is this back omfg

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

maslow’s hierarchy of needs but it’s just bi boyfriend........……………

2026 was 8 years ago. christ

Wait. Fuck. Wrong year. Don't