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the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

at the end of fiona apple's fetch the bolt cutters when the dogs start barking and they keep singing through it until eventually shushing the dogs 🥰

If you want to visualize gradient descent in neural networks, imagine minimizing a function that is a 2D surface in 3D space, and then say "billions of dimensions" to yourself.

in your best Carl Sagan voice

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

that's right: it's Rust 🦀

we used to be a real country

it's crazy how much I want to hear the rest of the ambulocetus song from 3D Mainichi Modern

razor-sharp teeth behind his smile...

“what kind of bathroom even is the saw bathroom” well it is gender neutral because there are urinals for women, bathtub for men, chains and tools of violence for anyone who identifies outside of that, etc

there would also be like a pad and tampon dispenser but he didnt want people using tampons to stop up any bullet wounds

saw heritage post

can you put that thing on a leash?

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

it means your grandma made a bomb-ass soup that brought all the boys to the yard

you got her real good in this one though I should've given bonus points