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that's right: it's Rust 🦀

we used to be a real country

it's crazy how much I want to hear the rest of the ambulocetus song from 3D Mainichi Modern

razor-sharp teeth behind his smile...

“what kind of bathroom even is the saw bathroom” well it is gender neutral because there are urinals for women, bathtub for men, chains and tools of violence for anyone who identifies outside of that, etc

there would also be like a pad and tampon dispenser but he didnt want people using tampons to stop up any bullet wounds

saw heritage post

can you put that thing on a leash?

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

it means your grandma made a bomb-ass soup that brought all the boys to the yard

you got her real good in this one though I should've given bonus points

the pokemon move Swift is fascinating to me. a pokemon shoots stars at you and you "I bet a cat could do that." that's normal. that's Normal Type. you got Scratch, Tackle, Headbutt, and of course, shooting rays of heat-seeking stars at people.

I always thought the star animation was some sort of abstraction of whatever the move was supposed to be, but no in Japanese it's called Speed Star which also translates to Speedster so they translated it to Swift. It was always stars and that was always normal

finally actually setting up passkeys and they are both genuinely so much better than passwords when you do it the nerd-ass way and yet so insanely annoying and convoluted if you accept the default behavior that Microsoft/Apple/Google want you to use. Truly going to hold massive improvements to personal security back by a decade. We need to start issuing people with password managers

its crazy how much they've botched the UX of what should be a huge usability win lmfao. also it took some convincing to get my parents on Bitwarden but now they get how useful it is. if elected i will mandate password managers for all