Here are the videos i helped make with the Specstuck team for the 2026 CharityStuck event! Hopefully you love both the exclusive interview with Mike and the Evangelion theme Parody!

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Here are the videos i helped make with the Specstuck team for the 2026 CharityStuck event! Hopefully you love both the exclusive interview with Mike and the Evangelion theme Parody!

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Happy 4 13 everyone!
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What if the next Deadlock character was literally just Charles Laughton?
He was born in 1899 right before the Maelstrom and has lead a very different life. But it's still Charles Laughton.
Y'know, the film director.

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Hey homestuck fans why not wear an awesome tribute to bro Strider, the best guardian? get your bro strider themed white shirt and grey cap here now!
Simple. Sleek. Elegant. Kick-ass Awesome. All those adjectives and more are exactly how you'd describe me. And this shirt too, I
horse for @curlychopz (edit: horse is now named creamsicle by @offkilterkeys. welcome to the world creamsicle)
On the Homestuck offical store site there is a nearly invisible button at the bottom of the page, and if you click it it takes you to a page of "off-menu" products, and if you click the "Oil Dogs" sticker sheet there is a link for a different online store, seemingly UK based, that has Homestuck stickers, confusing merchandise featuring a poorly traced image of Bec, and a sweater featuring Davesprite and Jadesprite holding hands. What's happening. Baffling marketing decisions. I'm pretty sure I've never seen this shop advertised on any of the official social medias, why are they doing it like this? Has anyone else noticed this?
Um, actually, they don't fuse because Jadesprite and Davesprite were both double prototyped already 🤓
@curlychopz It spreads.
@curlychopz why is it that your website is doing an official merch collab thingy with Homestuck The Brand but they didn't promote it on any of their social medias? Seems kinda fucked. Is its obscurity an intentional thing to make people who weren't on the discord confused about the Oil Dog in-joke?
Simply put, the oil dog stickers look a little shit and it's not up to my usual quality standards, just made as a little aside joke and preparing for more, higher quality stuff in the future. Like this fan album me and @glassesfreekjr worked on for example.
Many irons, many fires, much oil being burn, etc
On the Homestuck offical store site there is a nearly invisible button at the bottom of the page, and if you click it it takes you to a page of "off-menu" products, and if you click the "Oil Dogs" sticker sheet there is a link for a different online store, seemingly UK based, that has Homestuck stickers, confusing merchandise featuring a poorly traced image of Bec, and a sweater featuring Davesprite and Jadesprite holding hands. What's happening. Baffling marketing decisions. I'm pretty sure I've never seen this shop advertised on any of the official social medias, why are they doing it like this? Has anyone else noticed this?
Um, actually, they don't fuse because Jadesprite and Davesprite were both double prototyped already 🤓
@curlychopz It spreads.
I'm so glad that people think there's some grand conspiracy going on when it's just classic Curlychopz smh
calling all my fellow jadesprite fans! ive done a collab with @curlychopz! if you go right now, you can buy a really cool shirt with my art on it!!! please go check it out if you’re interested and have the funds! [and if you’re interested in seeing me draw any other ships or characters for this collab, i’m planning on doing more, so maybe drop your requests in the comments 👀]
Thanks to guest artist PoisonHemlocke for her art! Find out more here: https://ko-fi.com/poisonhemlocke How do the sprites touch without
[detail pictures below the cut so you can see the epic back panel]

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IT'S OUT! IT'S FINALLY OUT!
This fan album features music made by the Homestuck Official Discord during the Homestuck Rerelease Event. The event ran from September 11th 2025 until January 8th 2026, introducing new readers to the comic by immersing them in a spoiler free community and giving week day "Upd8s" similar to how the comic was initially released. The project brought together a wide community of newgens and old readers alike to read, discuss and create fan works of the comic. This album is a compilation of the best fan songs created by the newgens, compiled by @GlassesFreekJr. and mastered + edited by @curlychopz
I'm so glad it's finally out! I can put "Dropped a Collab" on my CV now! Next to "Wii U Owner!" Oh joy of joys.
Lord English is ideologically chuck Norris, but metaphysically he's more Justin Bieber.
He's the platonic ideal of power and control, but far removed to a perverse degree from his original disposition (compare the relatively innocent caliborn to early career bieber, and ruthless lord English to the Bieber splinter that wrote "yummy")
If we compare the progression of both JB and Caliborn's character, we can see they follow a similar progression over time. A young gifted individual who is missing a leg and lost his sister to murder goes on a journey to improve in his craft, until evil outside influences corrupt him.
Can you see where I'm taking this yet, reader?
Can't you see, that Andrew Hussie has always been a metaphor for the Happy Wheels community?
In both the senseless violence (the tragic murder of Eridan Ampora) and the nonsensical use of vehicles (really, John? A *flying* car? How very believable...) hussie has always been a stand in for the eccentric and dangerous fandom.
Let's take this further. We all fondly remember when Jack Noir stabbed his eyes out while being controlled by Caliborn. May I postulate that Just Bieber destroyed Jack's Septic Eyes? Or how about when caliborn shot Gamzee? Was that a "pew, die pie!" I fear?
In case you don't get it.
Fearful you should be.
So QED, surely now we can move onto the influence over Justin Bieber at large. Hussie influenced Caliborn into the image she created xerself of chuck Norris, just as the HWC (happy wheels community) aspired to reach from Justin Bieber tier to the godly Chuck Norris tier.
The difference? Intent. And that's why it hurt.
As Justin Bieber himself struggled with the abuse of his "fans" he turned to mind and body altering substances that created a twisted facsimile of himself with the intent to be beloved and escape the abuse
But those abuse fans where what was keeping him sane. Now, like caliborn without his Hussie, he is insane and in a sad state, begging for engagement and to stream his music
Could Bieber have made Homosuck? Quite possibly.
But could chuck Norris have made it?
Now that, my dearest readers. My sweet, deer, precious readers.
That is the question.
I HATE YOUUUUUUUU I FUCKING HATE YOU
I truly thought you'd be honoured to be compared to Justin Bieber, Caliborn.
Oh well
I had a dream where you (Yes. You. CurlyChopz.) made a free music making software, and it was really good, people loved it. One caveat though. There was one very specific feature (I think it was like... using specific audio qualities or something when exporting?) that the user had to agree to a terms of service agreement to use. The agreement, when accepted, made the user give over your soul to you. Who is still CurlyChopz. Anyway, what's up?
Good news! This is completely true! I just supplanted that memory over your regular boring dream.
I'm fine thanks! Just refreshing my online store front with more homestuck items...
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Lord English is ideologically chuck Norris, but metaphysically he's more Justin Bieber.
He's the platonic ideal of power and control, but far removed to a perverse degree from his original disposition (compare the relatively innocent caliborn to early career bieber, and ruthless lord English to the Bieber splinter that wrote "yummy")
If we compare the progression of both JB and Caliborn's character, we can see they follow a similar progression over time. A young gifted individual who is missing a leg and lost his sister to murder goes on a journey to improve in his craft, until evil outside influences corrupt him.
Can you see where I'm taking this yet, reader?
Can't you see, that Andrew Hussie has always been a metaphor for the Happy Wheels community?
In both the senseless violence (the tragic murder of Eridan Ampora) and the nonsensical use of vehicles (really, John? A *flying* car? How very believable...) hussie has always been a stand in for the eccentric and dangerous fandom.
Let's take this further. We all fondly remember when Jack Noir stabbed his eyes out while being controlled by Caliborn. May I postulate that Just Bieber destroyed Jack's Septic Eyes? Or how about when caliborn shot Gamzee? Was that a "pew, die pie!" I fear?
In case you don't get it.
Fearful you should be.
So QED, surely now we can move onto the influence over Justin Bieber at large. Hussie influenced Caliborn into the image she created xerself of chuck Norris, just as the HWC (happy wheels community) aspired to reach from Justin Bieber tier to the godly Chuck Norris tier.
The difference? Intent. And that's why it hurt.
As Justin Bieber himself struggled with the abuse of his "fans" he turned to mind and body altering substances that created a twisted facsimile of himself with the intent to be beloved and escape the abuse
But those abuse fans where what was keeping him sane. Now, like caliborn without his Hussie, he is insane and in a sad state, begging for engagement and to stream his music
Could Bieber have made Homosuck? Quite possibly.
But could chuck Norris have made it?
Now that, my dearest readers. My sweet, deer, precious readers.
That is the question.
Why are your posts all formatted like reddit copypastas
All Reddit copypastas started as Tumblr posts

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The day after Thanksgiving is one of my favourite days of the whole year.
Why? Because it's the only day that you can bulk buy used basting stock.
Go on Facebook marketplace, Craig list, gumtree, all of those places and search "Turkey juice" or "poullon" and you'll get the good stuff.
I wish they sold in supermarkets with the meal deals, I drink this stuff by the galleon. The texture, sometimes the crunch, and the medium viscosity make it a treat for all the senses.
Sometimes I cook a whole turkey just to chuck the meat to my ravens and drink the turkey nectar.
Next time you make some, think of me.
Maybe even have a sip.
There's no real reason not to make Mario your OTP.
Think about this for more than 1 second and you'll start crying at how obvious it is. He's never going to stop appearing in things (always more shipping content), culturally relevant worldwide (everyone will instantly know and recognise your OTP, saving time and energy for more fanfic and snuggling), smoking hot (this is canon) and there are canonically alternative universe versions of him (who's to say there isn't a version of him that love you and only you?)
I couldn't think of anything better. A slightly overweight but charming and wholesome Italian man who's good with his hands but willing to drop everything to come save me from my evil captor. He's everyone's dream.
Who will be by your side when your dog dies of old age, comforting you and telling you "it's all gonna be okie-dokie!"?
Only mario can do that.
And if physically he's not enough for you (You demand too much, you selfish cretin)? He can transform with regular household objects. Mushrooms to make him bigger. Flowers to spice things up. Cherries if you want a whole team of hunky blue collar men waiting to fix your pipes.
Reader, the thought has me salivating.
Imagine the pasta he can make for you on cold nights. How he'd tend to the animals on the farm and keep the monsters at bay. He'd scare off the gang members you owe several thousand to in an instant, and wouldn't be afraid to crush their skulls under his feet at a moment's notice.
The dream man.
We can ignore the war crimes. And his previous afflictions. Probably drug use? He wasn't really raised by dinosaurs right? And the whole thing about his second adventure being different if he tells it in Japanese is just weird. Ignore that. Look at his muscles.
Mario is tucking you into bed tonight.
Sweet dreams.