Jul 17
TROLL CALIBORN SPRITES. I CALL HIM "CALIEB BOuRNE".
GREY VERSION BECAuSE uMM. FuCK COLOuRS AM I RIGHT?
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TROLL CALIBORN SPRITES. I CALL HIM "CALIEB BOuRNE".
GREY VERSION BECAuSE uMM. FuCK COLOuRS AM I RIGHT?
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Caliborn i hope you know that I love you alot. Youre amazing. Kisses your forehead lovingly.
uu: *wipes it off* YOu WILL NOT SEDuCE ME. WITH THE FOREHEAD KISSES.
uu: THOSE ARE RESERVED FOR THE MOST PROFANE. OF YAOIS.
uu: BESIDES. AS THE ALPHA. I AM THE BEST.
uu: THEREFORE! IT IS I WHO WILL BESTOW THE FOREHEAD KISSES. THE MANLIEST ONES. FOR THE MANLIEST MANBROS. AND NOT TO MERE MINION ANONS. WHO COWER BEHIND GRAY MASKS. LIKE MY SISTER.
uu: YOu FILTHY MINDED FIEND.
uu: NOW WHERE IS DIRK.
Stupid bunnies.
This is actually my yumeship, but you can think of it as dirkuu, if you want.
It's Complete Monster Friday!
Today's Disabled Complete Monster of the Week: Caliborn/Lord English
Representation: Dissociative Identity Disorder, Prosthetic Leg, Unspecified Learning Disorder
Lord English is the overarching main antagonist of the entire Homestuck franchise as well as the one responsible for all the suffering in the series. Formerly a smug, misogynistic Cherub known as Caliborn, Caliborn would begin his descent by assimilating the personality of his “sister” Calliope before playing the world destroying game SBURB as a means to ascend to Godhood. Throughout his journey to achieve Godhood, Caliborn would ruthlessly reject the author's attempts to redeem him whilst tormenting and regularly attempting to murder his adoptive father Gamzee Makara while he guides him. When offered the ultimate choice to either sacrifice himself to save the multiverse or gain ultimate power by Yaldabaoth, Caliborn chooses the latter without hesitation, murdering Yaldabaoth before corrupting the story itself with a glitch to destroy all of reality. Upon ascending to Godhood and taking the name Lord English, English would murder the author to seize full control of the narrative and set himself up as a destroyer of entire universes, appearing at the end of time in a universe before traveling throughout the timeline to destroy that reality at his leisure. Enlisting the equally monstrous Doc Scratch to act on his behalf in physical reality, English launches a one man genocidal campaign against the Horrorterrors living at the highest layer of existence, doing fundamental damage to the very fabric of reality and destroying thousands of souls in various afterlives in the process of his rampage. Petty, childish, and utterly deadset on spiting his sister in any way possible, Lord English wished to destroy all reality to secure his own sense of masculinity.
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Caliborn, if I did everything right, a silver bottle should appearify in your room right about........ now.
It's filled with epic lord power beverage. Only you are strong enough to drink it.
(hehehe... little does he know, it's actually spiked with princess powder to give him a little princess outfit and makeup...)
[undyingumbrage started jeering anon and golgothasTerror]
uu: WHY IS THE INSIDE PINK.
GT: Not quite sure, chum, but I'd say it's best to follow anon's instructions to the letter!
uu: YOu ARE AN uNWISE MINION. GLITTER IS POISON. TO A MANLY MAN.
GT: Perhaps that's the point of this old riddle!
uu: WHAT
GT: Manly men abhor glitter and pink
uu: YES
GT: But it's hardly manly or gentlemanly to turn your nose up at something because you're afraid of a bit of sparkle.
uu: ARE YOu CALLING ME A COWARD.
GT: Never, dear old patron manbro. You're hardly the sort to let this phase you. You, friend, are the pinnacle of masculinity.
uu: YES
GT: Bottoms up, then! Take a swig.
uu: OF COuRSE.
*POOF*
(Caliborn is now Pretty. Cue happy music!)
uu: ANON! I WILL HAVE YOuR HEAD ON A PLATTER!
GT: (golgothasTerror is an idle chum)
uu: MY MINIONS CONSPIRE AGAINST ME.
uu: THE WOE. IS uNBEARABLE
uu: IS THIS WHAT IS CALLED. ROCK BOTTOM?
uu: THIS IS MISERY.
tumut
CALIBORN YOU WERE SO PREOCCUPIED WITH YOUR PANTS THAT YOU FORGOT YOUR TYPING QUIRK!!!
WHAT A FOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
uu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO