Curious Kris's Adventures

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.

Shoutout to the writers at every single theatre news site for making A Very Potter Musical puns off of Darren Criss’ Golden Globe win. Sure, the Assassination of Gianni Versace was good, but the pinnacle of Darren’s career was playing a 12 year old wizard with a chopstick wand and a sharpie lightning bolt scar, and no one is ever going to let him forget it.

Im not even alive im just collecting data

“HEY LOOK BROTHER IT’S THE LARGE GREEN MAN WHO THREW YOU AROUND IN NEW YORK :D”

“On or about” aka my client either doesn’t remember or I don’t trust them completely

“granting such other and further relief as the court deems just, proper, and equitable ” i.e. let me make sure my client wins whatever a judge is willing to award us even if I haven’t thought of it yet. 

I’m going to confer with the other attorneys to get their opinion on your case: I’m going to Google/WestLaw it then advise you

I just remembered I’m supposed to be dressed upish today for judging oral args ugh

I assume this feeling is exactly why judges maintain the robe thing. Are you wearing a dress under the robes? Pajamas? Who knows. It’s a mystery.

I had a hearing last week, and the judge asked me to see her in chambers on an unrelated matter. She took off her robe and was wearing jeans and a sweater. I had never been more jealous

Target, where the customers become employees just because they are wearing red

New theory: target doesn’t have actual employees

Note that these “if X, conservatives would win in a landslide” comments always involve restricting who can vote, because they’re all fully aware of the statistical reality that if every single citizen over the age of 18 in the US voted (putting aside even the cases for lowering the voting age or giving voting rights to permanent residents), it would make the Republican party almost totally nationally uncompetitive.

This is deadass a Jim Crow law

I like the “at least 4 grandparents” as if some people have more than 4 grandparents