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Idunn in Skáldskaparmál:

#idunn #iduna #norse mythology #norse myths

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#loki #sigyn #norse mythology #norse myths

slowsadsleepy

but like why does it have to be Sigyn holding the bowl why does she have to suffer

can't she just prop the bowl on Loki's face or give the snake a bib

#aksjdhsjd #sigyn #loki #norse mythology

er-cryptid

odin is an incel exposed

(Stanza 84 from Sayings of the High One in the Poetic Edda)

What language does each god switch into when they’re feeling an extreme emotion and which emotion is it? For example, when I’m really confused, I switch to Spanish. When my Dad is happy he speaks Japanese and when my mom is angry she speaks German. (Don’t judge. I live in a weird multilingual family)

I feel like Loki is that polyglot who is learning a new language every other week, so it’s impossible to tell what he’ll speak in.

I can see Odin as being very traditionalist and speaking Icelandic or Old Norse.

Frey would speak French. 100%. So would Freya, but she wouldn’t try to argue that French is a valid language, like Frey absolutely would.

Skadi probably loves the weather in Russia, so I’m gonna say she speaks Russian.

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"There's nothing better than waking up with no pants and flowers in your hair." -Loki (or possibly Frey?)

The first half had me like “yeah, it’s Loki” but then I read “flowers in your head” and that’s Frey tbh

Sigyn, spending her entire life keeping Loki from getting burned by poison:

#norse mythology #sigyn #loki #norse myths #death of balder #balder #baldr #baldur #death of baldr #myths #mythology #the onion #the onion articles

When the Asgardians haven’t heard anything from Loki in a suspiciously long few minutes

#norse myths #norse mythology #asgard #loki #odin #mythology #myths #norse pantheon #the onion #the onion articles #onion articles

Loki, right after confessing to killing Baldr: Okay, I need to stay hidden, out of sight.

Also Loki:

#norse mythology #loki #norse myths #mythology #myths #the onion #the onion articles #onion articles #baldr #baldur #balder

the flyting between Odin and Loki at the feast after Baldr’s death was basically the old viking equivalent of an argument between your gay cousin and your racist uncle at the thanksgiving table

#flyting #norse mythology #norse myths #loki #odin #thanksgiving #vikings #viking #viking mythology #viking myths #baldr #balder #baldur #how do you spell his name??#this is my hot take #youre welcome

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my opinion on Loki is simple: he’s a terrible gremlin and I love him

#loki #he's terrible!#he's my favorite :)#an absolute gremlin!!!#norse mythology #norse myths

transfrmrs

I have discovered something terrible

#..............oh my gods #loki #reblog

Loki: Go big or go home!

Sigyn: I'm begging you, Loki. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.

Loki, carrying a goat and a rope: I'm going big

#i just had flashbacks to this myth #loki #reblogs #sigyn

I just gave a presentation on ancient Norse pagan conversion to Christianity and like 3 of the 4 kings remembered for mass conversion did so by destroying traditional temples and forcing baptism and some dumbass said "theres no way Christians would do something like that" buddy wait till you find out about the crusades

#norse mythology #norse paganism #history #christianity

Loki, at some point: One these bitches lying and for once it’s not me.

sdkjfhsdfjjsh this happened

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I just got into an honors Vikings history class and our textbook is literally just the Saga of the Vulsungs

#saga of the vulsungs?#never heard of her #history #norse mythology #gonna write my research paper on loki

Frey: I need a minute of your time.

Gerd: You get none.

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