surprise me

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

Ify is in an episode of Game Changer. Zach and Jiavani are in The Good Place. Anna is in the timeloop. Demi is in a Charlie Chaplin film but that film is also a Mario 64 speedrun. Hannah Pilkes is having the day she always has but in the backrooms, and Catherine McCafferty is of course in As Above So Below.

“I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy” I would, next

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

kind of a milf. reblog

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability