whoremongous

girl i can make your penis bark

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else