a very clever girl!

i wonder what they're gossiping about

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

scared out of my mind. anyway i love you

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

I'll admit it I'm a freak who loves airplane turbulence it's like a roller coaster to me. It's fun and a rush and I'm tired of pretending it's not

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there