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@dad-offical
Are you famous, son?
- @dad-offical
I'm Famous, Dad!!
Where's The Milk?
Oh shit, the milk.
I forgot about the milk.
I'll go buy some later today.
You're . . . Leaving?
To Get The Milk?
Dad, No, You Know How This Goes
I could... order some online?
Or you could come along! It'd be an adventure!
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Are you famous, son?
- @dad-offical
I'm Famous, Dad!!
Where's The Milk?
Oh shit, the milk.
I forgot about the milk.
I'll go buy some later today.
Do people even know what ie means
Yeah, it's a browser, i.e. Internet Explorer
offical dad jokes post
my dad has never asked me "are you winning son daughter?" but little does he know I am
fuck yeah I'm winning
maybe there is no question, because there is no doubt?
hello winning, I'm dad
the way your grading system is is concerning im scared 😭
The way the AMERICAN GRADING system is is concerning what do you mean 60% is a fail
Actually Satan, 60% is an F, but also if you get a D you fail, so you actually need 75%
WHAT THE FUCK??
I'd be absolutely failing in all my classes then, jeez, I'm glad I only need 50% to pass
If 50% in the UK is equivalent to 75% in the US, then a 32/40 (80%) UK score is either 90% or 105% depending on how you want to calculate it.
If the questions are merely harder in the UK, but equivalent skill is required for a 100%, then you get an A (90%).
If the questions are harder AND the expected skill level to get 100% in the UK is higher, then you get an A+++. Or something.
In any case, good job Satan 👍
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GUYS?!!!
Who shot'a Aizawa? It'sa not me, Mario.
I AM NOW THE RULER OF THE OFFICALVERSE
(I won a rap battle against the @/ham-sandwich-consumer-offical lol)
BOW DOWN TO ME
I helped kill Adonalsium himself, we bow to no one.
Hey @no-one-offical , have you noticed people are bowing to you?
okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋
Is it nerdy for me to have my eye perception from the opticians on my pin board as well as a periodic table and physics equations sheet
Well, can you read it from a distance without glasses?
im gonna try and pull some strings with god and get jack the ripper resurrected. hope y'all are ready for part two
they said no??
People are not supposed to be both jacked and ripped.
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hey I'm gonna ragebait you so uhm.. act mad
grrr, I think that uhm...oranges are better than apples...yeah.
Agreed.
No please be mad
I'm not mad, I'm disa.. no, I'm not not, I'm dad!
And apples are best, you little devil.
Hello ADHD-offical! ...offical!
Uncle Tom said you have to play with us today! ...today!
And also please give in to capitalism! ...capitalism!
Come buy from Nook's Cranny! ...cranny!
- @timmyandtommy-offical
I am so sorry but I do not understand this.... If anyone wants to excitedly rant/explain it, that would be awesome
Timmy and tommy are two tanuki from Animal Crossing: New Horizons that run a small shop, that is the only place you can sell stuff to earn "bells" (corporate currency / company scrip) to pay off your debt to their uncle Tom Nook.
My kid learned to pronounce "capitalist" because we (jokingly) called Tom Nook "the evil capitalist beaver".
Hey
Hey you
You just
T the game
– xkcd.com/391
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post
Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse
Lemme just.
wait no
why would you do this to everyone France
Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭
and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D
WHAT NO
heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me
… Bad China ToT
Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue
hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more
Bro you’ve been dragging this post’s decaying corpse for almost a full year at this point
keep talking I’ll make it two
I will now drag this specific thread to the next year
Hang lemme just
@walmart-the-official
:D
I will regret this later
Are we gonna officalverse this post?
If you officalverse this post, I'm.... not the kind of dad that uses threats or punishment to influence behavior.
As my father used to say: "don't do anything I would have done"
You have really bad opsec, Satan.
Opsec?
"Operations security (OPSEC) is a process that identifies critical information to determine whether friendly actions can be observed by enemy intelligence."?
What could I possibly have to do with that?
I don't think that's what they meant
WHAT ELSE COULD THEY MEAN?!
Opsec is also used in the context of personal information on the Internet.
"friendly actions" is one's personal life, especially name, age, relatives, and whether one is currently home, at work, at school, visiting relatives, on vacation, etc.
"enemy intelligence" is the presumed hackers looking for personal information they can use to either scam or impersonate someone.
It's generally good form to be aware of whether the personal information one shares publicly on the internet can be used to harm oneself or others by strangers with bad intent.
And to be clear, anything that is visible without logging in (or by using a free account) is continually and as-good-as-permanently in public.
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Guys if Santa isn't real, then who's putting all the presents under the Christmas tree?
Reasons why I'm better than @satan-offical:
I actually interact with my followers :3
I'm pathetic and that's hot
Uhhhhhh just follow me
Hi pathetic and that's hot, I'm dad
