Existing and having a good time

Lets face the music we all want to get raw hawged by the pit boys so lets not play no more and learn how to be real in our lives for the first fuckjng time

going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

i keep waking up in my bed which is crazy cuz i swear i died last nightr

Aww man I'm sorry your situationship ghosted you. I thought you guys had real chemistry. You'll find someone else though. Hey why dont we hit the vintage store later, it's the perfect spot for you to try and pull a rebound. Yeah cuz everyone there is gonna be your age and stuff, and they'll all already be looking to pay a truly horrifying price for some dysfunctional, weird-smelling garbage that is lowkey haunted for real. No? Are you sure? Ok well I kinda need another itchy rayon negligee though so maybe we can raincheck.