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going clown spotting 

have you checked the mirror

well if you want me to die you can just say so

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

Oh to be a little bat, sleeping all day in a nice quiet cave with my bat family, only going out at night to eat a bunch of bugs to help control their population and play a vital role in the ecosystem

I can’t erase my trauma but I sure as fuck can cut my hair at 3am

a big part of being happy is being excited. be excited for everything - making a cup of tea, decorating your future apartment, seeing a friend again, falling in love unexpectedly, the next episode of a show you like, finishing something stressful, buying something you’ve been saving up for, a new album, sunsets, traveling, road trips, and the feeling of going to bed after a long day. think of something to be excited about and daydream about it often when you’re sad.

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what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand