Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

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Here's to hellsite solidarity!
Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory
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Where I come from, we donât worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? Iâm from Scranton. What iâm smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, Iâm gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but Iâm taking your stash of mids, theyâre gonna say Câmon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* thatâs right. thatâs right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.
I always thought Reddit was a place where people could share things they created.A few days ago I posted one of my original paintings. People loved it. We had wonderful conversations about art, emotions, and how everyone saw something different in the same sunset.
About two hours later I was permanently banned from r/MadeMeSmile for âself-promotion.â
I accepted that different communities have different rules.But then something even stranger happened.Soon afterward, a moderator from r/pics started going through my account. Not just the new postâmany of my older painting posts disappeared as well. One after another. Then I was permanently banned there too.
Maybe it was the same moderator. Maybe it wasnât. I honestly donât know.
What surprised me wasnât even the ban itself. It was realizing how much power individual moderators have over what millions of people are allowed to see. One decision can erase years of posts from a community and instantly cut off your ability to participate, even if those posts had been happily sitting there for months or years.Iâm not saying moderators shouldnât have rules. Communities need moderation.But it does make you wonder where the line is between protecting a community and allowing a single interpretation of the rules to completely reshape what people can share.
The funny part?
I wasnât advertising anything in those posts. I wasnât posting prices or asking anyone to buy anything. I was simply sharing my original paintings because I enjoy discussing art with strangers from around the world.
AnywayâŚ
Hereâs the painting that apparently caused all the trouble. đ¨

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baby elephant seal names:
Stump, Florp, Grime, Sludge, Slorp, Smear, Stink, Hop, Lorp, Winch.
adult elephant seal names:
Roll, Mash, Crush, Wallop, Hollop, Dug, Fuck, Greel, Steel, Killer, Boss.
Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean Iâm no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,
Yeah.
Youâre no expert.
This dog Iâm sitting grabbed an American flag out of someoneâs front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it
To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything
Albert Square, Manchester (1910) by Adolphe Valette | Contemporary Art (2015) by Emily Allchurch
the top is an original, from 1910, the bottom is a new version painted in 2015
THE BOTTOM IS A PAINTING????
also does a really good job reminding the view just how much air quality has improved since we stopped burning coal in every building lol
We need to lay more blame for "Kids don't know how computers work" at the feet of the people responsible: Google.
Google set out about a decade ago to push their (relatively unpopular) chromebooks by supplying them below-cost to schools for students, explicitly marketing them as being easy to restrict to certain activities, and in the offing, kids have now grown up in walled gardens, on glorified tablets that are designed to monetize and restrict every movement to maximize profit for one of the biggest companies in the world.
Tech literacy didn't mysteriously vanish, it was fucking murdered for profit.
Linux is a very good and powerful alternative.
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Fun fact! School Chromebooks block Linux. It's not an easy alternative. You are missing the point
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There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

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When I was in a conservative religious cult, two of the women in my congregation hated each other. It was so bad leaders of our congregation would conspire to try to have them sit as far away from each other as possible, not be in the same room as much as possible, etc. It was some serious drama.
But when one of the women needed help packing a large house worth of boxes into a big moving truck, the other was there with the rest of us, moving boxes. Because that's what you did. Personal dislike and rivalry were trumped by the social obligations of being part of the community. Mutual aid trumped mutual hatred.
Now, I have no desire to go back to the cult, but I do think they were on to something here. Community can't be about who we are friends with or get along with easily. If you won't go to bat for people you hate then this is not a community, it's a popularity contest.
I mean, come on. We can at least be as good as the Mormons. That won't be the end of it, it isn't anywhere near good enough, but we currently fail to meet even that benchmark. And until we do the very idea of leftist and progressive mutual aid is dead in the water.
my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam đ
hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.
my bad yall
kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous
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Surprise! Scientifically described in 1898âand last spotted in 1913âthe red-crested tree rat (Santamartamys rufodorsalis) was thought to be extinct for more than a century. That changed in 2011, when two observers in a Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta nature reserve in Colombia stumbled upon this critter. This long-whiskered rodent can grow up to 17 in (45.7 cm) long. Itâs nocturnal and arboreal, though little is known about this speciesâ behavior. The red-crested tree rat is listed as Critically Endangered, due to loss of habitat.Â
Photo: ProAves Colombia, CC BY-SA 2.0, flickr
Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

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i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day
âThe police spend very little of their time dealing with violent criminalsâindeed, police sociologists report that only about 10% of the average police officerâs time is devoted to criminal matters of any kind. Most of the remaining 90% is spent dealing with infractions of various administrative codes and regulations: all those rules about how and where one can eat, drink, smoke, sell, sit, walk, and drive. If two people punch each other, or even draw a knife on each other, police are unlikely to get involved. Drive down the street in a car without license plates, on the other hand, and the authorities will show up instantly, threatening all sorts of dire consequences if you donât do exactly what they tell you. The police, then, are essentially just bureaucrats with weapons. Their main role in society is to bring the threat of physical forceâeven, deathâinto situations where it would never have been otherwise invoked, such as the enforcement of civic ordinances about the sale of untaxed cigarettes.â
â An excerpt from Ferguson & the Criminalization of American Life by David Graeber (via actjustly)
since i think many will have had the memory slip with just how many other atrocities have occured in the past 11 years, or are simply too young to remember, the last bit about the sale of untaxed cigarettes isnât just some hypothetical, itâs a reference to the killing of eric garner
this is the origin of the slogan âi cant breatheâ, which was revived in the wake of the killing of george floyd.
On this day, 17 July 2014, Eric Garner was murdered by police enforcing a civic ordinance.