Cuddlesworth Jr.

jesus fucking jesus

being held??????? holding someone?????????!!??????? fuck

I’m experiencing the rapture rn

@cuddlesworthjunior

*pumps a load into you as a friend*

u ever get really apathetic about your interests for no reason so u just start cycling through all your past hyperfixations in ur head out of an inexplicable need to feel passion for something

my favorite thing about the kylo ren lightsaber pocket pussy post is how they say maybe rey fingers it or something like.. WHO DOES THAT. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT. THESE PEOPLE DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT REAL LIFE OR HOW A PERSON WOULD RESPOND UPON FINDING SOMEBODY ELSES MASTURBATORY AID

i got ten words through this post before my surroundings started greying out

easy pete you son of a bitch, there isn’t a sign on this earth that could deliver you from my fury

i never stop laughing at this fucking post

bro im sick of this shit im sick of the fact that we all gotta sit here making online jokes to cope with the fact that the most inhumane and horrible things are happening on/to the planet all cause some freak ass demons will stop at nothing to get some shitty oil like this is hell im living in what hell is

Every time I ask one of the Youths™ to explain “vibe check” to me they hit me with some kind of improvised weapon

@cuddlesworthjunior

@cuddlesworthjunior

@cuddlesworthjunior

Bro...

What if we....?

no.. unless?