tired & done, no tags, inconsistent blogging

Edit: I've become aware that this is a Cinderella reference

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

he's incredibly confused but luca's soul has left the plane of existence entirely because what do you mean his teammates are reading his hollanov soulmates au to ilya rozanov

anyway this starts a habit where one of them is like “word, explanatory meaning” “word in that other language” “the fuck”/“of course it’s the fucking same” and come to the conclusion that languages are fucking irritating.

ilya walking into yuna & david’s house demanding to see the fat baby shane photo albums

I'm a bit frightened for the time when someone less ethical than the person that did this decides to repeat the experiment but leave out the part where they come in later and announce that it was fake and people wind up diagnosed with the fake condition and all kinds of wacky hi jinks ensues.

re ehrc guidance. which is not legally binding.

that's a very good addition actually, a solid "you want me to ask people's kids about their genitals? can i have that in writing?" should make upper echelons very uncomfortable.

Which is how Ilya lies there with his head on Shane's chest, fascinated as he watches the process of how hockey skates are made from beginning to end, and how he becomes absolutely obsessed with the show How It's Made. It becomes their wind-down routine to cuddle on the couch to watch a compilation before getting ready for bed.

1x04. The Death Stare. Starting Episode 4! :)

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