Cube-Farmer

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

dr who is kind of existentially terrifying in the sense of "what if you could get taken basically anywhere in spacetime, but you keep getting taken to britain"

Y'know what my ideal unproblematic ship is? Ketch-rigged, with a deck mortar for bombarding enemy shore defenses.

As if bombarding enemy shore defenses is unproblematic

Every time I had a problem, I lobbed a 24lb explosive shell at it & then I had a different problem

I thought this was talking about romantic ships, like shipping two people

My friend, it is a pun

Ketch!rigging/deck mortar 5k words rated explicit

Opposite of a slow burn.

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

I love the way that Star Trek fans just accept that Galaxy Quest is part of the film franchise.

Galaxy Quest was voted the 7th best Star Trek movie out of 13

…Never forgetting the classic line, “Ohh, that’s just not right.”

karl urban is lowkey a v slept on actor talent wise ngl

Karl Urban is such a good actor that not only did it take me years to realize he was both Eomer and Bones, he played three different roles on Xena and I only caught one of them initially

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

now that i think about it, jonathan harker would’ve been a great character in frankenstein. he’s so completely oblivious to dracula’s red flag parade that he’d probably completely avert the creature’s murderous rampage by accidentally befriending him after spending a page and a half writing about some weirdly tall homeless guy with daddy issues he ran into

“I’ve met the most peculiar man today. He was far taller in height than I have ever witnessed before. His face gave off a general sense of ugliness, though I cant quite place why considering he seems to be quite handsome when not in animation. A multitude of scars seemed to cover his body, perhaps from a terrible accident and the subsistent surgeries. I’ve noticed that he always looks close to crying. When i asked his name, he replied, in length, that he had none. How queer! As he seemed fairly harmless, and rather in need, I invited him to accompany me on my passage to Count Dracula. He looked bewildered, but accepted. I know not whether he shall continue to accompany me when I return to Mina, but I’m quite certain she would never reject hospitality to so miserable a man!”

You know, considering Victor’s extensive experience with dismembering dead bodies and reanimating and the fact that his problem for his entire book was that he didn’t think anyone would believe him, I do sincerely think that Frankenstein would catch onto Dracula’s deal at once and immediately make it everyone else’s problem.

victor accidentally fucking up dracula while jonathan accidentally un-fucks up the creature? sign me the hell up!

you’re the only person on this post i trust. please never stop i love you

this got  funnier as it went

Facts 😂

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

I legitimately wish they showed this to me in 6th grade health class.

Yeah, it really be like tha- MOTHERGODDAMNFUCKER